Me: “Yo, dude. What do you want to do today?”
Alex: “Motorcycle.” (tilts chair back, sits in relaxed too-cool-kid pose, looks at me with mock serious slightly emo expression)
Me: “Motorcycle? You wanna ride a motorcycle?”
Alex: “Yes.” (slight smile forming, but still staring me down trying to get across the seriousness of his request, seeing if I’ll take the bait.)
Me: “Dude *you* have to have a driver’s license first to drive a motorcycle.”
Alex: (smiling, walks up to me, clears his expression & gets serious again– looking me right in the eye, almost nose to nose) “Mom.”
Me: “Yes?”
Alex: “Bring motorcycle.”
Me: “Dude, I don’t have a motorcycle.” (thinks a minute) “But Aubrey actually has one…”
Alex: “Mom. Bring Aubrey’s motorcycle to drive for Alex.”
The WORD behind the words:
Me: “Yo, dude. What do you want to do today?”
Alex: “Motorcycle.”
translation: “I wanna go out, I wanna *move* and go fast. I know Mom would be with me on this one, I just have to get her attention.”
Me: “Motorcycle? You wanna ride a motorcycle?”
Alex: “Yes.”
translation: “You know I’m really gonna try for this, don’t you? I know it sounds extreme, but trust me, Mom, this is gonna rock!”
Me: “Dude *you* have to have a driver’s license first to drive a motorcycle.”
Alex: “Mom.”
translation: “Do you see how serious I am?”
Me: “Yes?”
Alex: “Bring motorcycle.”
translation: “Mom, seriously. I know you can get us transportation. I’m counting on you.”
Me: “Dude, I don’t have a motorcycle… But Aubrey actually has one…”
Alex: “Mom. Bring Aubrey’s motorcycle to drive for Alex.”
translation: “Aha! Now we’re talking! Bring it over, let’s make a break for it. I am so down with that.”
Do you have the “WORD behind the words” for a kid you love?
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